I was blog surfing and came across a funny post about silly names. Mr. M and I have had a growing roster of silly names for the years we've been married. The kids have added to the collection, too. I can't believe I have never shared these with you! Haha, I'll bet you know what's coming next....

Funny Occupational Names:
Identity Protection Specialist: Anna Nimitty
Bodyguard: Anita de Groyn
Antique Dealer: Juan N. Doanlee
Insurance Salesman: Justin Case
Atlantic Fisherman: I. C. Waters
Auto mechanic: Lucinda Boltz
Animal Rights Activist: Al E. Gaytor
Lion Tamer: Dee Claude
Lawyer Team: Cheetam & Steele
Lawyer Team: Dewey, Cheetam, & Howe
Fashion Model: Ann O. Reksic
Designer of Tall Women's Clothing: Phyllis Stein
Parliamentary Judge: B. Wigged
Theatre Actor: A. Hamm
IRS Agent: Lem E. Havvitt
Keystone Cop: Paul Leece
Cereal Manufacturer: Chris P. Corn (thanks, Samuel) ;)
Short-order Cook: Doan Tiburnitt
Tight-Rope Walker: I.N. Sane
Archaeologist: Doug M. Upp
Champion Archer: Ames Welle
Mountain Climber: Holden Tite
World Traveler: Ben Neveryware
Fire Chief: Putnam Owwt
Barber: Ray Zerr Sharpe
Tool Guy: Phillip Screwz
Detective: Scott Landyard
Beverage Manufacturer: Asher M. Thursty
Opera Singer: Horace Throte
Talkradio Hosts: Gabby Guy and Saye N. Nuttin
Sky Diver: Hope Etwerks
Fireman: Burney Upp


Phone Book names:
Bob Shishka
Bea Bumbull
Chip N. Fish

Hat tip: Windyridge. Thanks ;)