I recently talked about how cool it would be to get night vision goggles. Every single time I think of night vision goggles, I remember an old Dana Carvey skit I saw years ago on Saturday Night Live. In it, he does a terrific imitation of George Herbert Walker Bush. It is so funny that tears roll down my eyes when I even recollect it.

I found the video online.

It's clean! Gather the kids around and warn them that if they don't behave, you'll gear up with night vision goggles to watch their every move!