Yes, I'm a sucker for those Jeff Foxworthy diatribes, "You Might Be A..." They are deliciously satirical! My all-time favorite is the "You Know You Live in Upstate New York If.." Upstate New York is proudly redneck, and it's great to be recognized for our great contributions to the stand-up comic world. If anything, we've made Jeff Foxworthy rich, thank you very much.

My husband directed me to a new blog he's found, Jeff Blogworthy. I guess you could consider it a satire of a satire. LOL, I love the name, already.

Jeff Blogworthy has his own handy-dandy list! Funny! And sad, at the same time. Here's a juicy tidbit.

You Might Be a Leftneck If:

...you expect us to believe that a smart, corrupt politician is better than an ordinary, honest one.

...you believe pregnant women are hosts to parasites.

...you support capital punishment for innocent fetuses but not guilty criminals.

...you feel the need to constantly remind others that you are a "patriot."

...you believe in the "mighty morphing power" of the Constitution...

...the sight of a nativity scene makes you want to call the ACLU.

...you support "God" but not His commandments.

Zing! Check out his blog for more. ;)